I want to wear twin-sets br With pearls and beige slacks br I want to do lunch br At a place named 'Chez Jaques' br br I want to talk with br A plum in my mouth br And have a large property br By the sea, down South br br I want to have servants br And a lady-in-waiting br To get me dressed up br For all my posh dating br br I want to date ladies br in large-brimmed hats br Who only eat lean br Never touching the fats br br I want to drink tonic br With a small splash of gin br With ice and a lemon br Stuck onto the rim br br I want to meet ladies br That fully-groom br And instead of the toilet br Use the powder-room br br br And all this br I'd like to do today br Then go back br To my slovenly way!br br vanessa hughesbr br