Hi, how are you? What’s your name? br We’re playing a GTKY kind of game br What on earth does GTKY stand for? br Getting To Know You, can you please tell us more br br How long have you lived here? Where are you from? br I’ve lived here 10 years and I come from a kingdom br A tiny principality of a hundred people or fewer br Our chief export there is three humped camel manure br br Oh really, that’s fascinating, I never would have guessed br That three humped camel manure was one of the best br Oh but it is, it’s expensive, it’s worth more than gold br It contains a special ingredient, that’s what I’ve been told br br If you smear it on your face, your wrinkles will disappear br I do it myself every day, have been doing it for years br But your face is covered in wrinkles, covered in splotches br You believed my story, ha ha, I gotchabr br Alessandra Liveranibr br