Got married by a judge br Instead of a jury br Tis the begining br My sad story br br Thought I had br Top of the line br Apparently some ladies br Can't be refine br br She's about as warm br As a slow moving glacier br Drinks like a fish br Cuss like a sailor br br Trained in the womb br In mortal combat br Adorable as br An alley cat br br Tops the list br My lifes' regrets br Damn the day br We first met br br Sometimes we must br Suck up our sorrows br The girl makes love br Like there's no tomorrowbr br SinJace Ramosbr br