I’m in trouble with my parents br It happens all the time br I’ve been watching “Tim” on Bargain Hunt br He helped me in my crime! br br So I looked around and hunted for br The oldest thing we had br But all that I could think of br Was related to my dad br br It had no chips or damage br No markings I could see br He won’t miss one Cos we are blessed br Between us we have three br br I drove down to a dealer br I took it in my van br And I’ve just made 500 quid br Cos he’s just bought my NAN!br br Simon Gowenbr br