I've met a kinky lady, br I can't reveal her name. br But she has introduced me to, br The chocolate ice cream game. br br She covers me in ice cream, br Some sprinkles and some juice, br She ties me to the bed post br I really can't get loose! br br It tickles when the cream melts, br And runs down to my tummy. br I can't believe she loves this game, br I really find it funny.