There’s nothing more inviting br Than my brand new pair of slippers br Unless someone invents me br Some furry lining knickers. br br They sit there by the front door br Like a faithful little puppy br To greet me when I come back home br I really think they’re lovely br br I sit there with my feet up br My toes as warm as toast. br I close my eyes and picture I am br Really by the coast. br br I lost my job at easter br A blessing in a way br Cos now I get to wear my cosy footwear br Every day.