I first met her in my local br 2 years ago, I think br She told me she was single br So I bought the girl a drink br br Well the barmaid took the order br She handed me my Coke br Now Mary’s stood beside me br Drinkin’ Whisky like a bloke! br br 12 shots down is Mary br While I’m still on my first br I doubt that Scotland can supply br Enough to quench her thirst.