The two Murrays wanted to discuss 'The Sniff Test' br A subject, let's face it, which was dodgy at best br They pondered on sniffing items of clothes br Such as jeans and undies and ladies pantyhose br br I was listening along when I let out a nervous laugh br One of the Murray's wore the knickers of his better half! br He was at pains to insist that it happened only rarely br And they covered up all his bits even if only barely br br It's better than going commando he concluded br And it stops anything from being protruded br My kids nick my knickers, leaving me without any br So I nick my wife's, because she's got so many br br We don't know if his wife wears her knickers frilly br Or if she wears the ones that leave your bum a little chilly br And maybe it's best if this information is left out br As Murray keeps telling us 'What is all the fuss about? 'br br Alessandra Liveranibr br