I sho nuff hates a man hoo wastes his lyfe duwin nuthin br Whaches dat box all day instead wukin lyka man aught too br Dese young peoples tuday whonts evathang handed to ‘em br But dey aint willin to wuk fo it br Back in my day ifa man wusnt wukin he was either a cripple or a krazy br br Anyway, I raized yo mama, put here thu skoo, and now she raizin you br I wontz yuta go ova to dat USC or SUC or whateva br And learnz enuff to have a good job br I whont you to be a wukin man like yo granddaddy was br You good at ritin ain’t chu? br Yo mama read me some udem poems you rit br Use that place to make yu a betta ryta so you can beeya teacha br Dey always lookin fa mo teachas at dese skoos aroun here br br I no yu gonna wanna go to dem parteez and evathang, br but you rememba why you dere br An lemme tel you sumthin bout these lil fast girls up at the college br Haf of em lookin fowa husband an da res of em got herpeez or da clap br Yuwa Johnson, and Johnsons go ta skoo and lurn br howda take care of dey kids br I aint gon be here foeva, so you betta pay mind to what I’m tell yu br God dun blesst yu wida skalaship, so go over dere, br keep yo head in dem books br And don’t fuget to pray fu whatchu need, an wuk for watchu wontbr br Hiram Simsbr br