I was fit and feisty at fifty br It was no big deal br Because that's how half a century br Is supposed to feel. br br In my sixties I'll take stock br Start making new plans br Ignoring all the cant's br Embracing all the can's. br br Can I be sexy at sixty? br And try all the fashion and fads br Wear stockings an suspenders br And Joan Collins shoulder pads. br br I can deal with sexy at sixty br And wear Vivienne Westwood clothes br Dress up and go out on the town br Wearing all my buttons and bows. br br I'm going to be sexy at sixty br I'll wear Gok Wan lingerie br Find myself a toy boy br Then maybe lead him astray. br br Swift and sexy at sixty br When I get my Jimmy Choos br Dancing the night away br To the sound of Rhythm and Blues. br br Oh! I want to be sexy at sixty br Cause age is a state of mind br I'm preparing my body at keep fit br So as not to be left behind. br br But first I have to deal with br Old skin, bad teeth, grey hair br Then remove the unwanted growths br From just about everywhere. br br Then! I'll definitely be sexy at sixty br And undoubtedly done it all br The only problem is that most of it br I simply won't recall.