That dress you’re wearing doesn’t suit you br And I really don’t like your new hair do br You’ve lost too much weight and your skin is pale br And that exam you have taken is sure to fail br I’m glad that I’m not you! br br I’m not surprised your date didn’t show br He liked me better I’ll have you know! br I’d hate to be boring and very plain br And it cannot keep you very sane br When you have nowhere to go! br br Your nose is horrid and very long br And the make-up you buy is always wrong br Your complexion never looks right br In fact with make-up it looks quite a sight br I’d hate to not belong!br br Donna Caldwellbr br