Christopher Robin br Had wheezles br And sneezles, br They bundled him br Into br His bed. br They gave him what goes br With a cold in the nose, br And some more for a cold br In the head. br They wondered br If wheezles br Could turn br Into measles, br If sneezles br Would turn br Into mumps; br The examined his chest br For a rash, br and the rest br Of his body for swellings and lumps. br They sent for some doctors br In sneezles br And wheezles br To tell them what ought br To be done. br br All sorts of conditions br Of famous physicians br Came hurrying round br At a run. br They all made a note br Of the state of his throat, br They asked if he suffered from thirst; br They asked if the sneezles br Came after the wheezles, br Or if the first sneezle br Came first. br They said, “If you teazle br A sneezle br Or wheezle, br A measle br May easily grow. br But humour or pleazle br The wheezle br Or sneezle, br The measle br Will certainly go.” br They expounded the reazles br For sneezles br And wheezles, br The manner of measles br When new. br They said, “If he freezles br In draughts and in breezles, br Then PHTHEEZLES br May even ensue.” br br Christopher Robin br Got up in the morning, br The sneezles had vanished away.