If you're not there, the day would be 30th February
If you're not there, capital of Kolkata would be Ballygunge Phari

If you're not there, Americans would eat bhaji pao
If you're not there, Eminem would sing 'Amake amar moto thakte dao'

If you're not there, Tom Cruise would wear lungi and vest
If you're not there, even Idli would be awesome to taste

If you're not there, Chetan Bhagat would write Bhagawat Gita
If you're not there, wife of Rajnikath would be Sita

If you're not there, Gujratis and Marwaris would eat beef
If you're not there, KFC would be served on banana leaf

If you're not there, Heritage school would serve non veg.
If your not there, mosquitoes would be kept in a cage

If you're not there, boys would play with barbie doll
If you're not there, Messi would play for East Bengal

If you're not there, I would try hard to start dieting
If you're not there, this poem I will not be writing

Rohan Roy

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