Brother Lee Love was a preacher br Evangelist by trade br It would take a leap of faith br To believe how much he made! br br The punters rolled in two by two br And 4x4's as well br The cash tills singing Songs of Praise br To keep their souls fom Hell br br Now Brother Lee was on the stage br And he was raising Cain br He took the audience to the skies br And swooped 'em down again br br The crowd were swaying side to side br They all loved Brother Lee br His eyes lit up, his face aglow br Said, 'Bring your sins to me! ' br br So Norman on his crutches came, br Stuttering Steven too br And there before the Altar said br 'We place our faith in you! ' br br (Well, Norman did, Steve, almost did.) br br So Brother Lee beseeched the crowd br To pray for Norm and Steve br And sending them behind a screen br He told them to 'BELIEVE! '. br br Brother Lee then swivelled round br And faced the wide-eyed crowd br Tipped back his head and raised his arms br And prayed to GOD out loud br br 'Give Norman back his legs to walk, br Oh Lord to You we pray! ' br Then turning to the screen he cried, br 'Throw your sticks away! ' br br 'Unlock Steve's tongue, let words run free, br Oh Lord we thee beseech! ' br Then turning to the screen he said, br 'Steve, bless us with your speech! ' br br The congregation held it's breath, br A fly stopped in mid-hover....