UCLA is a bad hospital full of hot medical UCLA student. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!br br Going to UCLA hospital sucks, and Cain Lopez tells an amazing story on his trip to the bad hospital over at UCLA full of hot medical students. I never seem to get as lucky as he does when I go, because I have never received a hot nurse. All of my fantasies of breaking my penis and needing a hot nurse massaging my groin to alleviate the pain never seems to happen...instead I get male doctors that speak in scientific jargon basically telling me dick jokes. As my fantasy turns into a nightmare, I start to think how funny it would be if my male doctor's name was Richard Jokes...also known as Dick Jokes. That would be great...he'd probably the head of every hospital jokes in the area. I'd feel bad for him, as all the doctors jokes would be about him behind his head...and even those medical students would make fun of him. Now I realize that this whole situation is hypothetical...I just wished I had a hot nurse, or a hot medical student to take away this pain in my head. For more on doctors jokes, hospital jokes, hot nurses, hot medical students, or my made up doctor Dick Jokes...