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I always think Las Vegas is funny, not because of the comedy shows they have over there, but for the fact that Las Vegas jokes about how much money we no longer have after going there. Its also funny because Las Vegas uses the strip to hide how boring the place is. Its kind of like girls and...some guys, how they use makeup. Overall though, Vegas is a great place, but I can't say much about it because what happens there apparently stays there. That's one of Las Vegas jokes, what they are actually saying when they say "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" they are talking about your money. Your money stays in Vegas. Now I'm starting to think that joke Las Vegas might be better: Pechanga. Other joke Las Vegas places include, Atlantic city, and well, that's all I know. I always wondered what it would be like to live in Vegas though. They could tell jokes Vegas people can enjoy, the ones surrounded around tourists. I'm sure Vegas natives see all kinds of tourists, so they can have some great jokes Vegas people, and only Vegas people can understand, because we don't get those kind of tourists in LA. Ace Guillen may get an act in Vegas, but he better not tell any of his jokes about Vegas, otherwise he may get in trouble. His jokes would have to remain in Vegas, and he couldn't use them anywhere else, otherwise he'd be breaking the rule. He'd have to write some more jokes about Vegas in order to do that. Ace Guillen has a great Las Vegas joke, and I hope he keeps writing more, because we need more people to listen to his Las Vegas joke. It would be a shame. For more great comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!