Download We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes by Patrick Jennings - mirror 1 --- mirror 2 --- mirror 3 -- --------------- br Synopsis: I am a snake.brNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.brOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.brHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called Breakfast. I didn't lay a coil on it.brGunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.brIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.brCrusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.