Want to feel guilty and lose your breath laughing all at once, but you don't want to leave the comfort of your couch? Thanks to a very ugly Sacramento Kings-Charlotte Hornets basketball game on Wednesday night, now you can! An unsuspecting (phone-watching) fan (person who needed an excuse to leave the house) got a face full of sweaty orange rubber, thanks to a play that started with (what else?) a Lance Stephenson decision.