‪#‎Deathproof‬, by ‪#‎Terentino‬ br br Down in Mexicali br There's a crazy little place that I know br Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce br And the boss is a cat named Joe br br He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna br In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico br He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache br In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico br br Well, the first time that I saw him br He was sittin' on a piano stool br I said "Tell me dad, when does the fun begin?" br He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool." br br He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna br In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico br He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache br In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico br br br All of a sudden in walks this chick br br Joe starts playing on a Latin kick br br Around her waist she wore three fishnets br br She started dancin' with the castanets br br I didn't know just what to expect br br She threw her arms around my neck br br We started dancin' all around the floor br And then she did a dance I never saw before. br br So if you're south of the border br I mean down in Mexico br And you wanna get straight, br Man, don't hesitate br Just look up a cat named Joe.