Album:The Way I Feel br Lyrics:Do you ever think about br what a lovely place the world would be br without all the people br that make life so unpleasant? br br All the small, petty people br All the ugly, annoying people br It's hard not to think about it br br I like to think about br what could be br done to these people br Something cruel br Something mean br Something just br But the meaner the better br Goodness knows they deserve it br br Have you ever dreamed of br killing all the stupid people? br Not just the unintelligent people br but the sort that don't know anything about anything br but seem to have opinions about everything br They're only too ready to offer their advice about br how to run your life br And yet look at how they run their own lives br For the most part they've accomplished nothing br They've contributed nothing br Their lives are miserable br But they talk, talk, talk br At the very least their tongues should be cut out br At the very least br br Do you ever wanna br kill all the people who tell lies? br Some certainly deserve it br Not necessarily the big liars br or even those who teach lies as truth br I'm talking about people br who say one thing and do another br or who tell you they sent something express mail br when you know they haven't br br Did you ever want to br kill all the slow people in the world? br The people who are in front of you br when they should be behind you br A crime that the swift should be help back by the slow br And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it br br And what about all the really ugly people? br Add them to the list as well br Some people try not to think about life's ugliness br I've thought about it br I've thought about it quite a lot br Something should be done to these people br Something to make them suffer br the way they've made us suffer br br I say, bring back the circus maximus br for starters br Unless these weeds are dealt with br they'll poison everything br They are poisoning everything br We need a gardener br A brutal gardener br A thorough, thoughtful gardener br An iron gardener br br Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler? br Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him? br Or Roi d'Ys? br Ayatollah Khomeini br Adolf Hitler br Benito Mussolini br Nero br Diocletian br Kitchener br Come back!