A silly little poem about the sanity of super star actor Tom Cruise. br from TAYLOR TRASH Productions. br br Taylor Trash productions presents... br "TOM CRUISE IS KINDA CRAZY" br br He is always a super star - Win or lose br Today we shall discusses the sanity of one, Tom Cruise br br described as a leading man with an edge br he aspired to be a Catholic priest and almost took the pledge br br yes that’s right Jack Reacher br was almost just a preacher br br as you well know he likes to hang outside planes for real br he is so crazy he somehow lost his Paramount deal br br yes it’s a risky business Tom has found himself in br he is so dedicated to his craft, let’s delve in br br first there is that building that he really swung from a wire br he does most his own stunts, I anit no liar br br held his breath for 6 mins under real live water br and sprayed by a pranksters with real live water br br he like to move fast – has a need for speed br on a motorcycle, on foot or a mighty steed br br has his own stunt plane, he is a professional car driver br and he studied under the esteemed yet crazy Sanford Meisner br br Cruise has a history of marrying the girl friends of Batman br has muscles yet can perfectly play a fat man br br in Japan, Oct 10 is Tom Cruise Day br he is a real vampire –and totally not gay br br I’m want the truth, now just face it br Tom Cruise has a tooth in the middle of his face… shit br br in Days of Thunder he really drove 200 miles per hour br and in The Last Samurai he gained actual samurai power br br his laugh and his smile add to the craziness br he starred in Eyes Wide Shut…. That was a crazy mess br br it ruined Tom’s marriage and it killed poor Stanley, damn. br Tom likes to sky dive and scuba, that’s 5 foot seven inches of a manly manly man. br br Matt Lauer and Brooke Sheilds are not his best best friends br Whether it’s the Oscars or the Razzies, Tom Cruise always wins br br He risks he life just so you can eat pop corn br He has turned crazy into a blockbuster art form br br The greatest movie star of all time? - At least the 90s maybe.