From the EP 'The Swan' br br There's a new place to be found br And it's near to the underground br waxin' sacks n cracks n backs br and all the cool kids hang around br br As I walked in thru the door br they were rockin' around the floor br Ahmed cried in jest, I NEED A REST br but the customers wanted more br br They were queueing around the block br The radio blasts out Blitzkreig Bop br The good times they just never stop br at the West End Turkish Barber Shop br br The crew were standing on the chairs br The boss came falling down the stairs br He was still half pissed and he did the twist br as he swept up all the hairs br br Said kumar on chair 3 br It's all the same to me br It is extra cash for an eyebrow gash br but a shit and a shave is free br br As the radio crackles on br in walks a bloke called JOHN br Had a look that could kill, and he probably will br I looked again, he'd gone br br As the daylight turned to night br The cops came into sight br They just gave a yawn and we danced till dawn br by the blue flashing disco light br br ©Lapin Blanc