It has been 20 years since the last Calvin & Hobbes strip was published in newspapers way back on December 31, 1995. What follows is an essential, authoritative and indispensable look back on everything that made the boy and his imaginary tiger friend great, in rhyme! br br Made with love and admiration over 5 years with the help of puppeteers Chris Sassano and John Kennedy, beats from The Human Drum Machine and lyricsrhymes from Dan Milano. Edited by Ali Nidzgorski. br br All original characters belong to Bill Watterson. br br We hope you enjoy and share this with any kid that might not have been introduced to the iconic strip! br br Lyrics: br First name Calvin, last name not given br I terrorize 1st grade teachers for a livin br Just six years old, yellow hair with spikes br Got a striped red shirt, and I won’t ride bikes br br My dad does though, says “It builds character” br I'd rather ride a wagon down hill ina blur br I still crash hard as I have deep discussions br It’s better on a sled though, LOOK, NO CONCUSSIONS br br I make mad snowgoons once winter's snow falls br got a killer snowfort filled up with snowballs br I'm a babysitter's nightmare cuz I'm up all night br Never wrote a single book report that turned out right br I don't know my parent's names, but Mom and Dad are jerks br My dad- he won’t explain how base mechanics work! br SCIEN TIFIC PRO GRES GOES BOINK, I know br And Stupendous man's a stupendous hero! br br Olly Wolly Polly Golly Ump Bump Fizz br If you don't play Calvinball you don't know what that is br My first biggest fear? EVIL MONSTERS LIVIN NEATH MY BED OR br When I miss a balloon I thrown at Susie’s D head br Like my mom’s food- Derkins makes me wanna hurl br That's why I started G.R.O.S.s, “Get Rid of Slimy girlS!” br Now before I start puking from my Mom's green gobs, br I'm gonna turn it on over to my main man Hobbes br br It’s ME, Hobbes, I'm from your imagination br My insights are deeper than space exploration br Turn this box upside down for transmogrification br This way for time travel, this way for duplication br I'm a tuna loving Tiger, I'll eat until I'm stuffed br I'll pounce when you come home so you best be tough.