An excellent nursery rhyme for kids to increase memory retention and understand relative sizes.\rbr\rbrThere was an old lady who swallowed a fly\rbrI dont know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps shell die!\rbrThere was an old lady who swallowed a spider,\rbrThat wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;\rbrShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\rbrI dont know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps shell die! \rbrThere was an old lady who swallowed a bird;\rbrHow absurd to swallow a bird.\rbrShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\rbrShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\rbrI dont know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps shell die!\rbrThere was an old lady who swallowed a cat;\rbrFancy that to swallow a cat!\rbrShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,\rbrShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\rbrShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\rbrI dont know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps shell die!\rbrThere was an old lady that swallowed a dog;\rbrWhat a hog, to swallow a dog;\rbrShe swallowed the dog to catch the cat,\rbrShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,\rbrShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\rbrShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\rbrI dont know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps shell die!\rbrThere was an old lady who swallowed a cow,\rbrI dont know how she swallowed a cow;\rbrShe swallowed the cow to catch the dog,\rbrShe swallowed the dog to catch the cat,\rbrShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,\rbrShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\rbrShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\rbrI dont know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps shell die!\rbrThere was an old lady who swallowed a horse.