iTunes: Bandcamp: br SUBSCRIBE: br Follow us: @WhaleWatchMePlz and @MitchellMoffit br br Inspired by the amazing Jon Cozart and his fantastic Disney parodies: br br Lyrics by Mitchell Moffit, Greg Brown, Rachel Salt, Jessica Carroll and Rosie Currie. br br Get the AsapSCIENCE BOOK: br br LINKS TO FOLLOW US br Instagram - Greg () Mitch () br Twitter - Greg () Mitch () br Snapchat - Greg (whalewatchmeplz) Mitch (pixelmitch) br br FOLLOW ASAPSCIENCE br Facebook: br Twitter: br Tumblr: br Vine: Search "AsapSCIENCE" on vine! br br Send us stuff! br ASAPSCIENCE INC. br P.O. Box 93 Toronto P, br Toronto, ON, M5S2S6 br br Created by Mitchell Moffit (@mitchellmoffit) and Gregory Brown (@whalewatchmeplz). br br Welcome to Science WARS! br Chemistry-Bio-Physics-Mathematical br But which field is best? br br PHYSICS: br br I understand the force and energy br Quantum mechanics and relativity br My field is pure and they rely on me br I see the universe like nobody br br You may have made fun of me in high school br For being awkward and following the rules br Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool) br May the mass times acceleration be you br br Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory br br CHEMISTRY: br br If you want to feel a bond br Then I can give you a good reaction br The elements that make up life br Are my essence, are my satisfaction br br All the other fields out there are so basic br Yeah, I’m the central science br Keep your eye on me br I’ll get you charged br br If you need me, call me up on br Avogadro's Number br If you leave me, take a titrant br Shove it up your acid buffer br br Dopamine and serotonin br Will keep you good and happy br So get your flask and your glass all set up br And begin to understand the world! br br BIO: br br Within me you’ll find life’s beauty br In genetics and ecology br Symbiosis and not division br Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission br br Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class! br br Evolution, has brung us along br All species singing one song br br MATH: br br If you want to learn about the world I must say br I am the purest field of study you can take br Immune to misinterpretation br The blueprint of creation br The backbone of all things science br br No bias, just constant augmentation br In your mind, and observation br No gadgets, just your logic and your time br br And PIE br br ENDING: br br Together we will find the answers to life! br With physics-bio-chemistry-and math br We can...