The Newcastle hero has clearly fallen down an existential vortex and woken up in a parallel universe.brWatch clip of Tino Asprilla teaching a horse to play football while dressed as a dinosaur Watch clip of Tino Asprilla teaching a horse to play football while .brTino Asprilla Claims Man in T-Rex Costume Teaching Horse to Play Football Is Him Ex-Newcastle United forward Faustino Asprilla took to Twitter to claim the .brbrTino Asprillas video of the century: T-Rex riding on a horse kicking a football Every so often the footballing gods bestow us with a video so irresistibly glorious .