There are many more reasons not to hurt yourself, and so many alternatives (therapy, help groups, changing physicalemotional environment etc) to cutting. Hopefully, if it doesnt change your mind about cutting, this video at least makes you smile.\rbr\rbrTHE ORIGINAL SCRIPT (changed slightly since written)\rbr--------------------------------------\rbr\rbr1. GETTINGKEEPING A JOB IS FREAKING HARD WITH SELF INFLICTED SCARS\rbr*phone*\rbrCharlie: Hey, Im calling about my application to join the military?\rbr*voice* Yeah, we decided to pass.\rbrCharlie: .can I ask why?\rbr*voice* Well, we noticed you have self inflicted wounds on your wrists, and cant have someone mentally unstable serving in the armed forces.\rbrCharlie: I AM NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE, ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A FREAK AND WANT TO CUT MYSELF!!!!\rbr*voice* Tou che. \rbr\rbr\rbr2. IT DOESNT FIX ANY REAL WORLD PROBLEMS\rbrCharlie: Maybe if I cut myself, the trash will take itself out.\rbrCharlie: *cuts self*\rbr*trash is still there*\rbrCharlie: DAMN IT.\rbr*ring ring*\rbrCharlie: Hello?\rbrDale: Yeah, Charlie, can you come over, we need to talk to you.\rbrCharlie: Maybe if I cut myself. I wont have to.\rbr*charlie cuts self*\rbrDale: Hello?\rbrCharlie: Do I still need to come over?\rbrDale: .yeah.\rbrCharlie: DAMN IT!\rbr\rbr\rbr3. IT SCARS, AND UNLIKE OTHER SCARS, THEYRE NOT COOL\rbrCharlie: Hey Vickie.\rbrVickie: Oh, hey Charlie.\rbrCharlie: I got some pretty cool scars.\rbrVickie: Oh really? Like from a knife fight?\rbrCharlie: Kinda.\rbrVickie: Oh thats so sexy! Let me see!\rbrCharlie: Ok, *pulls up sleeves*\rbrVickie: Charlie, who cut you like this?\rbrCharlie: I did.\rbrVickie: .eeeeeeeeeeeeee\rbrCharlie: Vickie?\rbrVickie: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee\rbrCharlie: Hello?\rbrVickie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!\rbrCharlie: *staring awkwardly*\rbr\rbr4. IT SHOWS YOU DONT REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR BODYHEALTH (show armless guy)\rbrCharlie: Sometimes I cut my arms because people pick on me.\rbrMullet: .are you serious?\rbrCharlie: Yeah, I just cant take all these first world problems at once you know?\rbrMullet: I HAVE NO ARMS!!!\rbrCharlie: Yeah, that sucks, but like, I cut my arms so we can relate you know?\rbrMullet: I GOT MY ARMS BLOWN OFF IN IRAQ, AND GUESS WHAT I GOT BACK? A MANSION? 20 HOT CHICKS AND A HANDICAP COMPATIBLE LAMBO? NO! IM LIVING LIKE A LOWER CLASS CITIZEN LIVING OFF CRAP GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS BECAUSE I CANT GET A JOB WHAT WITH HAVING, NO, ARMS!!!!\rbrCharlie: Yeah, we both have equally important problems, I get it.\rbrMullet: If I had arms, I would strangle you with them.\rbrCharlie: Ok, now youre just being mean.\rbr\rbr5. YOU COULD CUT TO DEEP ONE DAY AND DIE (WHICH WILL HURT EVERYONE YOU LOVE)\rbrCharlie: I love cutting yes I do, I love cutting how bout *blood squirt* öp. that wasnt supposed to happen.\rbr*passes out*\rbr\rbr6. PEOPLE NEVER THINK OF YOU THE SAME ONCE THEY FIND OUT YOU CUT, YOU WILL BE CATEGORIZED AS A CUTTER\rbrCharlie: Rod, I need to talk to you.\rbrRod: .ökay, whats up?\rbrCharlie: I cut myself sometimes.\rbrRod: .mmmhmm.\rbrCharlie: I just dont want you to treat me differently now that you know.\rbrRod: .so youre saying youre psycho?\rbrCharlie: Im not psycho.\rbrRod: Thats weird because when you talk all I hear is crazy crazy crazy.\rbrCharlie: I have a legitimate problem.\rbrRod: Yeah, you.\rbrCharlie: I AM NOT THE PROBLEM, I HAVE PROBLEMS.\rbrRod: Yeah, youre problem is that youre short bus and need everything you touch to be baby proofed.\rbrCharlie: Why do I talk to you?\rbrRod: Because you have no friends?\rbrCharlie: SHUT UP!!!!\rbrRod: OH BOO HOO!!! MUAAA MUAAAAA.\rbrCharlie: *SLAMS DOOR*\rbrRod: MUAAA MUAAAA.. ok, now I feel stupid.\rbr\rbr7. THE URGE TO CUT IS MOST OFTEN A PHASE, GIVING INTO IT IS ADMITTING YOU ARE WEAKER THAN OTHERS\rbrCharlie: Everyone hates me at school. Im so stupid.\rbrAnchor: I lost my news-casting job, my husband left me, my adopted kids went with my husband, Im in debt $1.2 million to the IRS & I have about $30 in my bank account.\rbrCharlie: I cut myself do you?\rbrArchor: What? No.\rbrCharlie: So. you have way bigger problems than me, are a deadbeat dad & still are to strong to cut?\rbrArchor: Too strong? No, only an idiot would mutilate their body thinking it fixes anything.\rbrCharlie: I would get upset at the enormous amount of bullcrap that just came out of your mouth, but you already have enough problems.\rbrArchor: Yeah how bout you go cut yourself ok emo?\rbrCharlie: Wow, I have no idea why your family left you.\rbrArchor: *cries*\rbrCharlie: .Im sorry.\rbrArchor: Shut up homo.