Classic Christmas song sung by Mr. Hankey feat. Kenny\rbr\rbr----------lyrics----------\rbr\rbrHowdy Ho.\rbrthe Virgin Mary was sleepin\rbrWhen Angel Gabriel appeared\rbrHe said, You are to be the virgin mother.\rbrand Mary thought that was weird.\rbrMary said, Im not a virgin.\rbrI blew a guy last year.\rbrBut then Gabriel said to Mary,\rbrMy child, have no fear.\rbr\rbrcause, you can suck all the dick you want\rbrAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\rbrYou can suck all the dick you want\rbrAnd still not be considered flawed.\rbrAlthough you went to town\rbrand sucked some semen down,\rbrYoure still a virgin in the eyes of God.\rbr\rbrThere was no room at the inn\rbrWhen Mary and Joseph did arrive.\rbrBut they were so very tired, you see,\rbrAnd Mary had to offer a bribe.\rbrSince she had no money,\rbrHow would she pay for a place to sleep?\rbrGabriel appeared to Mary\rbrAnd told her not to weep.\rbr\rbrCause you can suck all the dick you want\rbrAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\rbrYou can suck all the dick you want\rbrAnd still be the mother of Christ.\rbrIf theres no room at the inn, \rbrthen its not considered a sin\rbrso suck my dick and get the fuck away!\rbr\rbrThen, three wise men did appear\rbrBearing gifts of myrrh and such\rbrThey said that they had followed a star\rbrAnd missed a womans touch.\rbrMary thought she might pleasure them\rbrBut could not take them to bed.\rbrBut again, Gabriel appeared to her\rbrAnd this is what he said:\rbr\rbrYou can suck all the dick you want\rbrAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\rbrYou can suck all the dick you want\rbrEvery one in the nation.\rbrFellatio aint no sin. \rbrGo on and blow those Three Wise Men\rbrAnd youll still be a virgin cause there was no penetration!\rbr\rbrSo, you can suck all the dick you want\rbrAnd still be a virgin, Mary.\rbrThe donkey and the ox and the lambs\rbrAnd even the little drummer boy\rbrfolks will remember your name quick. \rbrTheyll say Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!\rbrCause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\rbr\rbrCause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.