The Presidents Song, South Park-Style (2010 Edition) - The Animaniacs

The Presidents Song, South Park-Style (2010 Edition) - The Animaniacs

A music video of The Presidents song from the nineties animated series Animaniacs, with South Park-styled versions of each and every United States President, from George Washington through Barack Obama.\rbr\rbrLyrics:\rbrHeigh ho! Do you know,\rbrThe names of the US Residents\rbrWho then became the Presidents\rbrAnd got a view from the White House loo\rbrOf Pennsylvania Avenue?\rbr\rbrGeorge Washington was the first, you see\rbrHe once chopped down a cherry tree.\rbr\rbrPresident number two would be\rbrJohn Adams and then Number three\rbr\rbrTom Jefferson stayed up to write\rbrA Declaration late at night\rbrSo he and his wife had a great big fight\rbrAnd she made him sleep on the couch all night\rbr\rbrJames Madison never had a son\rbrthen he fought the War of 1812\rbr\rbrJames Monroes colossal nose\rbrWas bigger than Pinnochios\rbr\rbrJohn Quincy Adams was number six\rbrAnd its Andrew Jacksons butt he kicked\rbrSo Jackson learns to play politics\rbrNext time hes the one that the country picks\rbr\rbrMartin Van Buren number eight\rbrFor a one term shot as chief of state\rbr\rbrWilliam Harrisson, how do you praise\rbrThat guy was dead in thirty days!\rbr\rbrJohn Tyler he liked country folk\rbrAnd after him came President Polk\rbrZachary Taylor liked to smoke\rbrHis breath killed friends whenever he spoke\rbr\rbr1850, really nifty\rbrMillard Fillmores in\rbrYoung and fierce was Franklin Pierce\rbrThe man without a chin\rbr\rbr Follows next a period spannin\rbrFour long years with James Buchanan\rbrThen the South start shootin cannon\rbrAnd weve got a civil war\rbr\rbrA war!\rbrA war down south in Dixie!\rbr\rbrUp to bat comes old Abe Lincoln\rbrTheres a guy whos really thinkin\rbrKept the United States from shrinking\rbrSaved the ship of state from sinking\rbr\rbrAndrew Johnsons next\rbrHe had some slight defects\rbr Congress each\rbrWould impeach\rbrAnd so the county now elects\rbr\rbr Ulysses Simpson Grant\rbrWho would scream and rave and rant\rbr While drinking whiskey\rbrAlthough risky\rbrCause hed spill it on his pants\rbr\rbr Its 1877 and the democrats would gloat\rbrBut theyre all amazed when Rutherford Hayes\rbrWins by just one vote\rbr\rbrJames Garfield, someone really hated\rbrCause he was assasinated\rbrChester Arthur gets instated\rbrFour years later he was traded\rbr\rbrFor Grover Cleveland, really fat\rbrElected twice as a democrat\rbrThen Benjamin Harrisson after that\rbrIts William McKinley up at bat\rbr\rbrTeddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill\rbrAnd President Taft he got the bill\rbrIn 1913 Woodrow Wılllllllson\rbrTakes us into World War One\rbr\rbrWarren Harding, next in line,\rbrIts Calvin Coolidge, he does fine,\rbrAnd then in 1929\rbrThe market crashes and we find\rbr\rbrIts Herbert Hoovers big debut\rbrHe gets the blame and loses to\rbrFranklin Roosevelt, President who\rbrHelped us win in World War Two\rbr\rbrHarry Truman, weird little human\rbrServes two terms and when hes done\rbrIts Eisenhower whos got the power\rbrFrom 53 to 61\rbr\rbrJohn F. Kennedy, he gets shot\rbrSo Lyndon Johnson takes his spot\rbrRichard Nixon he gets caught\rbrAnd Gerald Ford fell down a lot\rbr\rbrJimmy Carter liked campaign trips\rbrAnd Ronald Regans speeches scripts\rbrAll came from famous movie clips\rbrAnd President Bush said read my lips\rbr\rbrNow in Washington D.C.\rbrIts democrats and the G.O.P.


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Uploaded: 2016-03-02

Duration: 03:19

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