Lyrics:\rbr\rbrDown in Juarez, Mexico\rbrIn a small adobe house\rbrRosalita Gonzales gave birth\rbrTo a handsome little mouse\rbrThe whole town came to celebrate\rbrThe baby being born\rbrBut when they got back home\rbrThey found that all the cheese was gone!\rbrYou will only feel the breeze\rbrWhen he comes to steal your cheese.\rbrQueso Bandito! (Aha!)\rbrHell set fire to the street\rbrWith his tiny mousy feet.\rbrTo the Mariachi beat.\rbrQueso Bandito!\rbrDo not leave your cheese unattended\rbrCheddar, Monterey Jack, or blended.\rbrI will sneak inside of your pueblo\rbrRelieve you of all your Manchego.\rbrCareful not to take a siesta\rbrYou will have no cheese for fiesta!\rbrAlways chased by the federales\rbrBut they ate too many tamales.\rbrThey cant catch me if they tried.