"sorry I'm late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account " " hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type shit #forresearch " " hey @BetteMidler I know it's past your bedtime but if you're still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding " "hey @BetteMidler I really didn't want to bring up how you sent me a gift awhile back trying to be a fake friend then come at me #dejavu" "let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is.