She gave me her mind br Then she gave me her body br But it seems to me br That she gave it to anybody br But I made her cry br And I made her scream (scream for me) br [Audience screams] br I took her high br And I curdled her cream br But how was I to know that she had been there before br She told me she was a virgin br She was number nine, ninety-nine on the clinical list br And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch br She's got the Jack br (I hate to tell you this darling) br I searched her mind br And then I searched her body br ...But so did everybody br But she gave me her heart br And she gave me her soul br And a great, big - warn out br Empty hole br But how was I to know it had been filled in before br She said, "Bon, I've never had the urgency" br She was number nine, ninety-nine on the critical list br And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch br She's got the Jack br (I'll kill her) br (Oh and it hurts) br You know, I woke up one morning, and there it was on the sheets - the clap br Now I know you all call it the clap over here so what I'm gonna do br I'm gonna say "She's got the --", and I want you all to shout out br Just what it is she's got, in this case it's the clap br And if you wanna know who gave it to her, don't look at me br She's got the ... br (I wanna hear your voices) br She's got the ... clap br She's got the ... clap br She's got the ... clap br (That guy down there, whatta you doing?) br She's got the ... clap br (Yeah, you show me) br She's got the ... clap br She's got the ... clap br (She got that too, ha?) br She's got the ... clap br (I think what she needs ...