I wrote songs in French unsuccessfully br Without earning pence br Now I’m gonna sing in English sorry br With french accent br br I remember I was learning English br By saying I eat some fish br And my tailor is rich br br I wanna be an international pop star br By choosing a nickname something as Ringo Starr br br Now I’m gonna speak about everything br And anything br I am the best friend of Joe le Taxi br The war it’s ugly br br Grandma drowned herself in a swimming pool br I like Peter O’toole br And I love Liverpool br br I wanna be an international pop star br By choosing a nickname something as Ringo Starr