Elmore Help Desk is a very cool and funny song, LISTEN NOW! Lyrics are posted belowKaren: Good morning, Elmore Help Desk! br How can I assist you? br br Crocodile Woman: I've just been abandoned by my brand new fiancé. br br Karen: I'm gonna need his details br So I can assist you. br br Crocodile Woman: I know it sounds unlikely br But, I never got his name... br br [The phone rings; Rocky is calling] br br Karen: Sorry caller, hold the line! br Good morning, Elmore Help Desk! br How can I be of service? br br Rocky: A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride! br br Karen: And what is it about her br That's making you so nervous? br br Rocky: 87 teeth, and a butt that's five foot wide. br br [Another phone rings; Marvin is calling] br br Karen: Sorry caller, hold the line! br Good morning, Elmore Help Desk! br How can I assist you? br br Marvin: I'm gonna need a bit of help to get me standing straight. br br Karen: And do you have a wife, sir br Or someone else who's missed you? br br Marvin: I don't, but if you're offering br I'll pick you up at eight. br br [Yet another phone rings; Mr. Robinson is calling. Karen is growing a bit frantic] br br Karen: 'Morning, Elmore Help Desk! br How can I assist you? br br Mr. Robinson: I wanna sue the lousy flying head who made me crash! br br Karen: There is no need to shout, sir br I really must insist you- br br Mr. Robinson: Our taxes pay your wages, I'm entitled to be brash! br br [Another phone rings; it is Hank. Karen is freaking out at this point.] br br Karen: Yes?! Help Desk?! br What seems to be the crisis? br br Hank: An accident has left me very widely spread. br br Karen: Stay calm and wait for help, sir. br That's what my advice is. br br Hank: I would, but I'm afraid I have an itch upon my head. br br Karen: [starts yelling] Sorry, caller, hold the line! br [She accidentally switches back to Mr. Robinson's line instead of the Crocodile Woman's.] br Morning ma'am, I'm back now. br I found your lost fiancé. br br Mr. Robinson: Who're you calling "ma'am?" br This service is appalling! br br Karen: Sorry, sir, I'm trying! br There's no need to be nasty! br br Marvin: I'd have been back home by now br if I'd just started crawling. br br Karen: 'Morning, Elmore Help Desk- br br Rocky: Stop that crazy gator! br br Crocodile Woman: Again I am a crocodile! I'm eccentric, I'm not mad! br br Rocky: Oh, boy... br br Hank: Can someone scratch me? br br Marvin: I think I'll call back later. br br Mr. Robinson: I'll have your job for this! br br Rocky: Wait a sec, is that my dad? br br Karen: [extremely angry] OK, enough already! [says each line as she slams a phone onto its receiver] br [To Mr.