"Next Contestant" br br I judge by what she's wearing br Just how many heads I'm tearing br Off of assholes coming on to her br Each night seems like it's getting worse br And I wish she'd take the night off br So I don't have to fight off br Every asshole coming on to her br It happens every night she works br They'll go and ask the DJ br Find out just what would she say br If they all tried coming on to her br Don't they know it's never going to work br They think they'll get inside her br With every drink they buy her br As they all try coming on to her br This time somebody's getting hurt br br Here comes the next contestant br br [CHORUS] br Is that your hand on my girlfriend? br Is that your hand? br I wish you'd do it again br I'll watch you leave here limping br I wish you'd do it again br I'll watch you leave here limping br There goes the next contestant br br I even fear the ladies br They're cool but twice as crazy br Just as bad for coming on to her br Don't they know it's never going to work br Each time she bats an eyelash br Somebody's grabbing her ass br Everyone keeps coming on to her br This time somebody's getting hurt br br Here comes the next contestant br br [CHORUS] br br I'm hating what she's wearing br Everybody here keeps staring br Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve br This time somebody's getting hurt br br Here comes the next contestant br br [CHORUS] br I wish you'd do it again br Each night seems like it's getting worse br I wish you'd do it again br This time somebody's getting hurt br br There goes the next contestant