FOR MORE ANDROID GAMES -\rbrMeet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some ion while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Can you keep him alive?\rbrDerp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you cant even imagine! Can you handle all this mess?\rbrTry to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derps little life at risk all the time, and its your job to protect him!\rbrBut dont get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again.