Pierogathon: br Come for the salad. Stay for the vegetable hate-ballad. br br Recipe; br br 1) buy a jullienne peelerbr 2) wonder why you didn't know about julienne peelersbr 3) buy a zucchini br 4) form a strong social bondbr 5) betray the zucchini and shred it into noodles with that wonderful julienne peelerbr 6) 1 avocado, half lemon, half clove of garlic, a fuck-tonne of basil, a dash of honey, throw into a food processor. Pick up the food processor and shake vigorously until it is mixed smooth.