Tom Mabe did it best. Pretend they called an active crime scene and you're the detective. br br br br Now I want to tell a long elaborate story to them and end it with "and that exaust pipe went deep in my anus and thats how I found out I was gay, can I sue for that?" br br br br "Once when I was 7 years old I sat on a banana, and of course, that changed my life." br br br br Give em the Charlie Kirk: my dick and balls switched places.