br (To the tune of Hi Ho Silver Lining)br br You're our spinner and fourth in KP br Thats where you bat br Showing your bling at fourth slip br With your big bold tattsbr br Blinding us with your earrings, br From where we're sat, br You cut and drive the new ball br With your Woodworm bat,br br And its Hi Ho Super KP br Everywhere we go now Peter br You'll score a double century br Or maybe just a tonbr You're Kevin Pietersen