Funny Love Quotes That Make You Smilebr br Funny love quotes, Surprise him her with one of these funny love quotes for him. You'll give him her a good laugh and brighten his daybr br Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors are not.br Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put on it. – Phyllis Schlaflybr Love is telling someone that their zipper is open or that her wig looks too fake.br What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? Around 30 pounds.