The car won't start-it's falling apart br I was late for work and the boss got smart br My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose br My hair went flat-man, I hate that br Just when I thought things couldn't get worse br I realized I forgot my purse br With all this stress-I must confess br This could be worse than PMS br br This job ain't worth the pay br Can't wait 'til the end of the day br Honey, I'm on my way br Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! br br Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day br Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way br Rub my feet, gimme something to eat br Fix me up my favorite treat br Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me br I need to relax and watch TV br Get off the phone-give the dog a bone br Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! br br I broke a nail opening the mail br I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell br This job's a pain-it's so mundane br It sure don't stimulate my brain br br This job ain't worth the pay br Can't wait 'til the end of the day br Honey, I'm on my way br Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! br br Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day br Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way br Rub my feet, gimme something to eat br Fix me up my favorite treat br Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me br I need to relax and watch TV br Get off the phone-give the dog a bone br Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! br br Oh, rub my neck will you br br Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day br Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way br Rub my feet, gimme something to eat br Fix me up my favorite treat br Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me br I need to relax and watch TV br Get off the phone-give the dog a bone br Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! br br I'm home, that feels much better