Billy Jones and Ernest Hare are the Happiness Boysbr br "As A Porcupine Pines For Its Pork" br br 1925br br Edison Blue Amberol 5006br br Porcupines are all full of quills br Kiss them and you're sure to get thrillsbr br Weeping willows like to weepbr Just like I weep for you.br br As a porcupine pines for its porkbr That's how I pine for you.br As a grasshopper hops on the grass,br I'll hop right after you.br As an eggplant plants its egg,br I'll plant myself near you.br Not a woodchuck would chuck wood as Ibr would chuck my love at you.br br Alligators come through the gatebr Goodbye, leg, if you get away late.br br Lollies always like to pop.br I'll pop the question too.br br As a porcupine pines for its pork,br That's how I pine for you.br As a woodpecker pecks at the wood,br I'll always peck at you.br As a Pekinese peeks at the knees,br I'll always peek at you.br All the oilcans can their oil,br But I can tie the can to you.