First broadcast 10th January 1993.

When Lovejoy is mistaken by the local bailiff for his landlord, he is evicted from his house and has his car and antiques inventory confiscated.

Ian McShane ... Lovejoy
Phyllis Logan ... Lady Jane Felsham
Dudley Sutton ... Tinker Dill
Chris Jury ... Eric Catchpole
Alexei Sayle ... Freddy Reeve
Olivier Pierre ... Monsieur Brogni
Julie T. Wallace ... Mrs. Neighbour
John Burgess ... Popov
Georgia Allen ... Angela
Noel Coleman ... Peter Felsham (as Noël Coleman)
Colin Jeavons ... Bernard
Harmage Singh Kalirai ... Azi Kumar
Stan Nelson ... Steve
Maria Isabel Hernandez ... Concha
Che Walker ... Trev (as Ché Walker)
Clare Cathcart ... Barmaid (as Claire Cathcart)
Elaine Ashley ... Mrs Park