What is this thingbr This evil thingbr I see my human push br around the floor?br She plugs it inbr And turns it onbr It lets out a non-stop roarbr br I run and then I try to hidebr Could this be my last day alive?br br The vacuum cleanerbr There’s nothing meanerbr Curses on my arch nemesisbr I want to hidebr But I have my pridebr I must fight it br Until it’s off the premisesbr br You see this floorbr Covered in fur?br I see you try to clean it, br Day and night br Your arms gets so tiredbr You hate wrapping up the wirebr Get yourself a Roombabr I can use it as a ridebr br The vacuum cleanerbr There’s nothing meanerbr Curses on my arch nemesisbr I want to hidebr But I have my pridebr I must fight it br Until it’s off the premises