Oh I wanna be anbr Ancient Egyptian catbr A place where everybody believed thatbr Cats were magical creatures and full of good fortune and luckbr br But here I am br stuck in the modern daysbr Eating microwave food off of TV traysbr Oh let me tell youbr What I wouldn’t give if I could livebr As an Ancient Egyptian catbr br Back then they werebr Honored treasured petsbr Who lived with br Wealthy familiesbr Who dressed them up in jewelsbr And fed thembr Treats fit for royalty br br But here I am br stuck in the modern daysbr Eating microwave food off of TV traysbr Oh let me tell youbr What I wouldn’t give if I could livebr As an Ancient Egyptian catbr br Now God forbid the day thatbr Any human’s passed awaybr But still you wouldn’t mummify their remainsbr br Or shave off your eyebrowsbr And mourn till they grow back br No no that is a tradition saved for mourning ancients cats br br Oh I wanna be anbr Ancient Egyptian catbr A place where everybody believed thatbr Cats were magical creatures and full of good fortune and luckbr But here I am br stuck in the modern daysbr Eating microwave food off of TV traysbr Oh let me tell youbr What I wouldn’t gi-ve if I could livebr As an Ancient Egyptian cat