Pickin up the mic gonna do somethin corny Try'n to mix it up cuz I don't wanna bore ya You might think I'm lame you might think I'm whack But that's OK wit me cuz I'll dish it right back There's a new gig in town & it's called the Launch Tree Made by Anik Singal & Mike Filsaime It's claim to fame is you won't be the same You'll be Rakin more green playin this game I'll start at the top wit my boy Anik Ripping through launches like he's supersonic He's rulin' the net and all that's 'lectronic He gave us his product and we were hypnotic PPC Classroom taught us how to Crack down on Google wit his pay per click kung fu If you slammed it down just like he taught you You'd be rollin in dough up to the fufu Here's the deal behind the launch of his product He gave it away they said “he's lost it” You just had to pay the cat a few buck to ship it What's the deal with that, that's just crazy But you might not know he's not goin' hazy But during that launch he made some real money In fact he landed over seven hundred G So you might think you wanna be a gangsta Crusin around with a fat wad of moolah Truth is The proof is You'd be better off learnin How my boy Anik gets the money churnin This rhyme ain't through I'm just getting started I gotta hook you in before you're departin You may think I'm a swell kinda guy But I'd like some info before I say good bye So grab your browser by the chain and lead it over to my new domain where you'll find the second part to my sic rhyme