I want a girl with a mind like a diamond br I want a girl who knows what’s best br I want a girl with shoes that cut br And eyes that burn like cigarettes br br I want a girl with the right allocations br Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack br She’s playing with her jewelry br She’s putting up her hair br She’s touring the facilities br And picking up the slack br I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.