Welcome to GTFTS — Get the F to Sleep. br br Tonight’s episode is a word-for-word reading of Manual of Wood Carving, published in 1891. br br We’ll be covering topics such as tool selection, proper sharpening technique, and the delicate, soul-numbing craft of decorative indenting. br br There are diagrams in the original. You won’t see them. You won’t need them. br br What you will get is quiet, precise, and profoundly unnecessary detail — ideal for slipping into unconsciousness. br br No plot. No profanity. No music. Just pure, deliberate, artisanal boredom. br br Good night.