Lyrics:br Welcome, dear friends, to our jammies delight,br A holiday tale that’s a little… not right!br br ’Tis the season once again, so here’s our holiday news,br This year we’re honest — no filters, no ruse.br The tree leans to the left, and the cat chewed the lights,br We shopped all online, but our gifts missed their flights.br br Our holiday card is a screenshot of Zoom,br ’Cause the living room looks like a laundry-filled tomb.br The kids keep on fighting for cookies and snacks,br One licked it already — no way we give it back!br br We spent half the budget on burgers and fries,br And Dad’s still in sweatpants — yep, no surprise.br From our messy, imperfect, ridiculous dome,br We wish you joy in your holiday home.