📆 Release & Distributionbr br The film is scheduled to hit theaters on January 30, 2026. br br Rather than going through a major studio, Markiplier is self-distributing the movie: he plans to directly work with independent theaters across the U.S. Initially, the movie will play in about 50–100 independent cinemas during its opening weekend (Jan 30 – Feb 1, 2026). br br As of now, there's no confirmed streaming or digital release date — the priority is a theatrical debut.